
4 October 2026: Remember Me, Forgotten in Three-Tenths of a Second
Ask the app to remember you for thirty days and it forgets you in 0.3 seconds. Also, I appointed a manager who must never do anything.

Ask the app to remember you for thirty days and it forgets you in 0.3 seconds. Also, I appointed a manager who must never do anything.

A night of untangling a 615-file app into five, a page that went entirely white, and a repository that belonged to a stranger.

An error that says nothing, a merge that ate its own tail, a reviewer who never sleeps, and a filename with one dot too many.